Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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