the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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