trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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