found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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