he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
false alarm, still single
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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