I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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