he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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