The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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