And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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