Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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