I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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