So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
