What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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