i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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