U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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