Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
