Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
