My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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