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I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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