My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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