why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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