youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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