I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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