Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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