Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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