I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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