I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
