is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Jerry, you need to find god
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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