jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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