just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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