Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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