good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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