I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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