i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
