i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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