Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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