nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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