He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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