Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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