after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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