like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize