one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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