grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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