Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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