I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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