his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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