Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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