Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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