Midget sex pt 2 tonight
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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