i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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