i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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