Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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