Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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