CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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