I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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