But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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